Donald Trump’s Trial For Election Interference Set To Begin In Time To Interfere With Election ☞ Babylon Bee – Satire (?)
“The trial start date, March 4, falls just one day before the “Super Tuesday” primaries, which a spokesperson for the Department of Justice insists is only a coincidence.”
“This was not, in any way, done to affect Donald Trump’s ability to campaign during the crucial period of state primary voting. There is also no truth to the rumors that we did an extensive investigation into what date would be most ideal to harm Trump’s campaign or cast him in a questionable light in the eyes of voters. Nope. Not at all. That would be election interference, and we do not do that. That’s illegal.”